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[Oct. 1st, 2007|06:46 pm] |
basically the story of my life...
you know you are in college when...
1. High school started before 8am, but now anything before noon is considered “early."
2. You have more beer than food in your fridge.
3. Weekends start on Thursday.
4. 6am is when you go to sleep, not when you wake up.
5. You know many different ways to cook ramen noodles or macaroni and cheese.
6. The health center gives out free condoms, and people take them… just in case.
7. Instead of falling asleep in class, you stay in bed.
8. You know how late McDonald’s, Taco Bell, Qdoba, etc. are open.
9. You think it’s the weekend on a Wednesday and you don’t know what month it is.
10. You can't remember the last time you washed your car.
11. Your underwear/sock supply dictates your laundry schedule.
12. You check Facebook/Myspace more than once a day.
13. You get drunk dialed on any night of the week.
14. You wash dishes in the bathroom sink.
15. You’ve fallen off a loft bed.
16. You talk about beer pong like it’s a sport.
17. Finding random people in your house is perfectly normal, and you even sympathize with them... sometimes when you wake up you have no idea where you are.
18. Your primary news sources are the Daily Show and the Colbert Report.
19. You open a beer at 10 am and your roommate asks you if there’s more.
20. The standard of meals per day falls to two, sometimes just one.
21. Your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn’t.
22. You go to Target or WalMart more than 3 times a week.
23. You wear the same jeans for 13 days without washing them.
24. Your breakfast consists of a coke or cereal bar on the way to class... anything with caffeine will do.
25. Quarters are like gold.
26. Your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some ramen noodles.
27. You live in a house with three couches, none of which match.
28. You try to study but seem to procrastinate by eating, going to study breaks, talking to people, etc...
29. You talk to your roommate on instant messenger when you’re both home.
30. You ask people what YOU did last night.
31. Certain things are now deemed "facebook worthy." When friends take pictures of you, you wonder how long it will take them to post them.
32. You’ve seen a hit and run involving a bicyclist/pedestrian.
33. You see people you know you’ve met but can never remember their names or how you know them.
34. You sleep more in class than in your room
35. Your idea of a square meal is a box of Pop-Tarts.
36. You've traveled with bags of dirty clothes.
37. You go home to do your laundry because you're too poor to pay the $2... or too lazy to go to a change machine.
38. You pay $100 for a book you don't read once, return it four months later, and get $7.
39. More than 20% of your household furnishings are made from milk crates.
40. You recognize the meat in the dorm soup as yesterday's meatloaf, and thus decide to eat a nice bowl of cereal - a safe bet for any meal.
41. You use words like "thus" (see #40).
42. You throw out bowls and plates because you don't feel like washing them.
43. Your beer pong table is nicer than all your other tables.
44. It takes preparation... and 3 people... to take out your garbage.
45. Going to the library is a social event.
46. You wear flip flops in the shower your freshman year... you know why.
47. You start joining clubs because of the free food.
48. Visits home depend on how much money you have for gas.
49. You skip one class to write a paper for another.
50. You have no idea where your tuition money is going... technology fees? I think not.
51. Bicycles don't seem as lame as they did in high school.
52. You stay up late to finish homework then sleep through the class in which it was due.
53. Girls: You've balanced your foot on a shampoo bottle to shave.
54. Your backpack is giving you scoliosis.
55. You've written a check for 45 cents or stopped to get $2.00 of gas.
56. Your bill in the bookstore will be comparable to tuition.
57. Going to the mailbox becomes an ego booster/breaker.
58. Most of your T.A.s are foreign...what's the deal?
59. You never realized so many people are smarter than you.
60. You never realized so many people are more dumb (aka "dumber") than you.
61. Western Europe could be wiped out by a terrible plague and you'd never know, but you can recite the last episode of your favorite show verbatim.
62. Care packages rank right up there with birthdays.
63. You craft ways to make any game into a drinking/stripping game.
64. You meet the type of people you thought only existed in movies.
65. Printers break down only when you desperately need them.
66. Anything can be cooked in a microwave.
67. Two words: bike cops.
68. You have Safe Ride programmed into your phone.
69. Old school Nintendo... and guitar hero... are pretty much the best things ever.
70. Going to the grocery at midnight is completely normal.
71. You call restaurants that deliver more than you call your own family.
72. You've paid bills over $5... in coins.
73. You can't imagine life without your computer/cell phone/ ipod.
74. Hoodies and sweatpants become the norm - jeans are considered "dressy" at certain occasions... like school.
75. A canceled class is almost as exciting as Christmas.
76. Taking a nap in the library is perfectly acceptable.
77. Your professors speak English... as a second language.
78. Your teachers swear in class and no one cares.
79. Candles in your dorm room are considered contraband, but cigarettes are ok.
80. You take condiment packets and napkins from fast food restaurants - hey, they're free.
81. Betta fish are like your family.
82. You bring back socks from the laundry room that may or may not be yours.
83. You know what people carrying suspiciously heavy backpacks after dark are doing...
84. The elevators take forever but you'll wait 10 minutes just so you don't have to climb stairs.
85. Your roommate asks you to check the weather on your computer when they're standing 5 feet away from the door.
86. Showers become more of an issue.
87. You press the automatic door opener instead of simply grabbing the handle when you approach a door.
88. Christmas lights seem to be acceptable all year round.
89. Class size doubles on exam days.
90. You donate plasma even though you know it's pretty sketchy.
91. You are no longer thankful that fire alarms are here to protect you.
92. You've bought Christmas presents from the book store and charged it to your student account so your parents pay for the gifts because you're too broke.
93. You begin to include ketchup on your list of acceptable vegetables.
94. You stay on campus for hours in between classes when it's too cold to walk home.
95. People have to help you kick the vending machine just so you can get your 50 cent bag of chips.
96. There's always a "question kid" in at least one of your classes, and you really wish someone would just tell him/her to shut the hell up.
97. You steal dishes from the cafeteria so you don't have to wash your own.
98. Laundry is an all-day event.
99. You no longer find it uncool to take naps. In fact, you quite enjoy them.
100. It's illegal to drink in the dorms yet they sell an assortment of shot glasses, beer mugs, tankards, etc. in the bookstore.
101. You find your list of acceptable napping places expanding daily to increasingly uncomfortable locations.
102. You fill out credit card applications for the free food.
103. You've eaten cereal out of a cup... with a fork.
104. Dressing up for Halloween becomes cool again.
105. You know at least one person who has dropped his/her cell phone into a toilet.
106. You hang multiple shirts on the same hanger to save space/money.
107. You become increasingly annoyed with the "old" people in class - props to them for going back to college but they generally ask really, really annoying questions.
108. You admire people's alcohol bottle shrines.
109. You set your clock 5-10 minutes ahead so you can potentially make it to class on time.
110. You eventually realize that setting your clock ahead makes no difference to you and you're still late.
111. You check ratemyprofessor.com (or something of the like) before choosing your class schedule.
112. You text faster than you type.
113. You only find out a class is cancelled after you get there and sit for about ten minutes.
114. You actually start using coupons, especially those school coupon books.
115. You open canned food and eat it... out of the can.
116. You run out of black ink and, instead of buying a new ink cartridge, decide blue is a nice substitute... adds a little flair.
117. You have numbers in your phone with labels like “Sketchy Steve” and “Alcohol Guy.”
118. The food in your fridge may or may not be older than your little brother.
119. The words "google" and "wikipedia" have become verbs. And you use them... quite often.
120. The names Morgan, Jim, Jack, and Jose could aptly describe either who you were with last night or what you had to drink.
121. You fill your empty two-liter bottles with pop from the school cafeteria.
122. You have a drinking buddy who can hold the most intellectual, deep conversations when drunk. Unfortunately, neither he/she nor you can remember most of it later.
123. Your floor has been dirty to the point that you've had to brush your feet off before putting on socks or getting into bed.
124. You're all for the free samples at grocery stores.
125. Energy drinks become your new best friends.
126. You realize that taking summer classes pretty much negates the fun connotation of "summer."
127. You know exactly how much food will fit into a mini-fridge.
128. You realize that said mini-fridge does NOT freeze ice cream.
129. You've made a sandwich on or eaten food off of your $1500 laptop.
its sad how much this list applies to my life
130. You finish reading this and wonder how you can procrastinate next. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jun. 22nd, 2007|01:56 am] |
it is 2 am and i just got to my fucking hotel in san fran. holy jesus, our plane was delayed like 2 and a half hours and then we had to find our way to our luggage and then to our rental car and by that time it was like almost one. Then we got lost in san fran because my dad and i are both way too stubborn so we were arguing about which way to go to get to the hotel parking..basically we were yelling and then we looked over and we had pulled over right next to it.. hahaha.. THENNN we get to our hotel and it is so old and ghetto and its sooo creepy and has that haunted feeling.. so now i am laying awake in my hotel room and im afraid to sleep because i dont want to be eaten by a ghost and i have to wake up in like 3 hours so its kind of pointless to go to sleep.. buhhh..not 2 mention im trying to keep myself entertained by eating a buttload of cornnuts i got from the almost broken vending machine and watching a documentary on donald trump.. but whatever im in san francisco and thats all that matters right now =D |
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| (no subject) |
[Jun. 21st, 2007|06:37 pm] |
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its been far too long since i last posted so here goes nothing..
tonight im leaving for san fran to register.. woot woot
then i get back sat. and then in 3 days i leave for GREECE! guh im so excited.. but im so not ready slash i have so much i still need to get for my trip.
thennnn 9 days after i get back from greece i got to new jersey/ new york for 2 weeks.. mmm amazingness
but yea basically im not in high school anymore and its probably the weirdest thing i have ever had to comprehend.. buh.
hope everyones summer is going well <3 |
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[May. 17th, 2007|10:46 am] |
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so basically i have a roommate for usf and she is from malaysia and is amazingggg im so excited!!!! |
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[May. 13th, 2007|08:23 pm] |
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happy birthday bubba.. you are amazing and i love you <3 |
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[May. 2nd, 2007|07:51 pm] |
why am i so easily bothered over this..
ugh i want to go to usf =( |
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[Apr. 29th, 2007|08:57 pm] |
im seriously in shock at the amount of fun this family wedding was.. it was the first time in awhile that i actually truly enjoyed myself with the extended fam.
basically it was my cousin amandas wedding and i was a bridesmaid so i went down to vegas. can i just say that the events of this weekend are definitely something that needs to be documented...
so it started friday when i went to the rehearsal which was ok..the wedding coordinator was the biggest bitch ever, but it was super entertaining to make fun of her with the other bridesmaids. haha. then saturday was the actual wedding and we started out at the hairdressers at 9 where the first bottle of champagne was opened. then we moved on to kendras house were we enjoyed many glasses of mimosas and chocolate covered strawberries. so we were all nicely buzzed as we were getting ready for the wedding, not to mention by the time we made it to the church we were all nervous about walking down the super slippery isle in 3 inch high heels with a nice level of alcohol in our systems. so the wedding started and the priest for some reason kept calling the bride amber..her name is for sure amanda..hahah it was the funniest thing everrr. next we took some pretty pictures and moved into the limo where we indulged ourselves to a couple bottle of champagne and budlight haha..classy. then as we all stumbled out of the limo we were informed that we still had to take many more pictures which im dying to see just because we all must have looked ridiculous. then the party started where my cousin and her friends handed me a new drink every half an hour. can i just say ive never had that much alcohol in one day..and im not even close to finishing the story. so we were in the bathroom acting retarded when my mom walks in and this is how our lovely conversation went...
me..hello mother
mom...ally you are so drunk right now hahaha
kristen(a bridesmaid)..omg are you mad??
mom..hahaha no this is how it is suppose to be at weddings, im just jealous that im not as drunk as you girls haha
me.. OMG MOTHER, who are you?
what the helll!!! if you knew my mom you would understand how amazing this was haha.. anyway so we danced the night away and then moved on to the hotel after party which took place in the casino slash irish bar. slowly the group got smaller and smaller and finally all that was left was me, kristen, kristens fiance, and mealina (a bridesmaid).. so we just drank and walked around the casino kinda gambling and such which was tres fun. finally we decided that we needed to have a giant bubble bath in the amazing hotel rooms because the tubs they had were HUGE. so we some how found our hotel room and tried to fill up the tub only to find out that the hot water was off. so kristen called the hotel management and complained that we needed the hot water because we were having a bubble bath party haha. the hot water took forever to come back so we ended up just going skinny dipping in the hotel jacuzzi at like 430 in the morning. then we went back to the room and order intense amounts of room service and then just like passed out. it was amazing haha
moral of the story, this weekend was pretty much fantastic.. and im actually digging my family members right now just because ive never really had that much fun with them
anyways hope you all had fabulous weekends <33 |
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[Apr. 15th, 2007|12:32 pm] |
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IM GOING TO GREEEEECEEE!!!!! AHHHH!!!
basically johns family some how coordinated with my mom and now im going for sure this summer. AHHH!!!! im sooooo excitedddd!!!
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[Apr. 10th, 2007|08:09 pm] |
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im grounded for the first time in my life....lame. |
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[Apr. 5th, 2007|01:31 pm] |
Spring Break has basically been amazing... minus the fact that i miss that boy way too much.. but besides that.. some highlights..
-san fran with madre
-sushi and sake
-exciting car rides
-random beach adventures
-skinny dipping during random beach adventures
-arroyo
-sketch outdoor fiestas
-being with kirsten and grace everyday aka amazingness
-random parties
-joes house for 4 hours with grassface
-getting it on till we die
-sketch alley cop scares
-dorians hilarious voice requests every night haha
-fitting 20 people in my backseat
-getting scary phone calls from rossi/ timmy tong
-lucky boy
-leslie love
-champagne
-becoming close friends with the man at ones
-being broke haha
-random gathering under suicide bridge
-being stalked by the police
-laughing at basically everything
-"they always bring us snacks sometimes" "i want a baby bunny"
-"ey looky here"
-"Lettt me do ittt"
-"its a huge problem"
-"kellyyy.. what the helll"
-excitement for san fran with grace next year
i like how i have to always put my lj post in bullet form..but its ok.. also i like how you have to be grace or kirsten to really understand the importance of all of these events.
well tonights beach loving will be amazing and that boy comes home soon so thats even better..
mmm tres magnificent =)
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[Mar. 22nd, 2007|07:09 pm] |
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so basically my future plans are becoming defined and i love it.
i just found out that im going to new york for a couple weeks this summer and i am in bliss. I miss it there sooo much and im seriously dying to go back. It should be amazing. Also im starting to get more and more excited for san fran which is a good thing because i was questioning it for awhile.
anyways. im excited. the end |
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| (no subject) |
[Mar. 21st, 2007|11:36 pm] |
hello university of San Francisco.
it will be adventure. but it should be a good one |
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[Feb. 20th, 2007|10:31 pm] |
me: Oh John...what would i do with out you
john: you would be dead somewhere in a ditch
me: hahaha yea basically i would be crying
john: no. you would be dead in a ditch. Not crying, dead. haha
me: thank you for the clarification.
on a side note...
-back room
-late night cuddles
-oink oink
-fatass-ness
-plays
-louvre
-bubbly
-star
-first chance
-thunder thighs
-hot tub
-san diego
-being apart of the family
-my spot
-radio hill
-sneak-outs
- just basically amazingness
hahaha i guess you have to be part of our relationship to understand this..
oh juan, how i love you. Happy 4 months =)
<333 |
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[Jan. 24th, 2007|08:55 pm] |
soo...
here goes my update
1. no more cheerleading
2. intense meeting tomorrow about no more cheerleading.. not too excited for that
3. louvre that boy
4. hate finals
5. becoming more of a parent with this job then i ever thought
6. apparently being accused of stupid shit.. hahaha
7. been dying of the flu and bronchitis
8. winter formal this weekenddddd
<3333 |
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[Jan. 21st, 2007|03:03 am] |
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tonight was one of those nights that will be reflected on and create a smile...
<333 hope everyones sat. night was as amazing as mine |
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[Jan. 11th, 2007|09:56 pm] |
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so last night i scared myself so bad after reading frankenstein.. i just kept imagining this deformed monster coming into my house and watching me
i couldnt even wash my face without looking behind me every 5 seconds..
i tried explaining it to john...
jumponmylibtec (9:56:06 PM): my gf is a crack head
i guess he didnt understand..
hahah im glad im scared of a book. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jan. 8th, 2007|09:49 pm] |
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lately i have been realizing that ive been so far away from the people who i truly care about, and want to spend time with. i just feel like everything is passing me and i really cant stop it. i just hope that the important people in my life realize how special they are to me, and that no matter the amount of time we spend together, i will always love them so much.. i think you know who you are..
on a side note... im in love.. with USD
another side note..im so over high school right now, im ready to move on to bigger and better things.. but seriously... i am.
much love.. |
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[Dec. 5th, 2006|08:27 pm] |
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so basically...
ive just realized how amazing you are and how much you mean to me..and seriously how great you make me feel when im with you.. you have this ability to make me smile and you never fail to amaze me with your talents and greatness...
GUH! im just so happy.. and i thought i should let you know |
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[Nov. 29th, 2006|11:46 pm] |
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so basically its almost 12 and im not done with my homework.. actually i havent started..
distractions? yes..
hot tub
borat
sluts
mmm ok fine.. ill get to work =( |
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[Nov. 27th, 2006|10:43 pm] |
SoakinUpTheSun89: we are amazing
Sineadblu: basically.
so this is my best friend...
Sineadblu: fuckers
SoakinUpTheSun89: grrr
SoakinUpTheSun89: boys suck my balls
Sineadblu: penis.
SoakinUpTheSun89: that too
Sineadblu: haha
Sineadblu: i liek how i wasn't even saying suck your penis
Sineadblu: i was calling him a penis
SoakinUpTheSun89: hahaha
SoakinUpTheSun89: oh
Sineadblu: we simply have teh same mind is all
SoakinUpTheSun89: haha
SoakinUpTheSun89: basically
im sorry to those of you who dont understand the significance of this post.. |
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